Nor be name when person bear dey show wetin the person fit do
oh. Sometimes, names can be misleading (dat na Pidgin English?). Those days for
school, for my room for hostel we get one Electrical Engineering student. This guy
dey read, I mean he dey move stuff. But if we get electrical fault in our room,
this guy dey dodge. Our room no light, other rooms get light. Where Electrical
Engineer? No where to be found. Hot plate is faulty. Engineer is AWOL. One day,
we challenge d guy, ‘Ha ha! Nor be Electrical Engineer u be, why u nor dey help
repair electrical faults in the room?’ D guy say, ‘I learn about the designs. Those
problems are managed by local and manual repairers. When I graduate, within few mths of
practice, I will learn all those local stuff.’ Hausa man say, ‘tuo!’ My guy if
u get light problem, u come put hope on an Electrical engineer wen dey learn
design, na u know. Darkness may well be ur
portion.
If u carry Mechanical Engineer for your car, your car come
break down in d middle of nowhere, u come put hope on your Mechanical Engineer
passenger, o boy, na suffer oh. Nor think say since ‘mechanic’ is in 'Mechanical', so
therefore your
car problem will be handled. Na lie oh. Nor be by name oh. Na by experience oh.
One day, I enter market for Kano , I come dey hear ‘Doctor, Doctor,’ I turn
round thinking say na person wen know me. Wen I turn, I come see d original doctor
wen dem dey call: one matured man selling drugs, he wear one old discoloured
white coat. For em mind, na Doctor abi? The day yanwa go gas, u go know say it’s
not by name nor by title but by u know na…. no need to expatiate.
Don’t be misled!
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