Thursday 17 April 2014

Joke: Log of Wood!




One man woke up one morning and realized he was sleeping naked on the floor of his room and all his properties were gone. He recalled that he slept on his mattress fully clothed the night before and his properties were intact. What went wrong?

The stories goes with some tweaking:

While he was asleep, thieves entered his room and took away all his properties. The thieves realized that even with all the noise, the owner of the items was still sound asleep. 'What the hell!' They decided to move the owner from the mattress to the bare floor and then carried out the mattress. Even then the man was still asleep. Then they noticed that the man was putting on an expensive shirt, belt and trouser. So, they decided to remove the man's clothes; yet, the man slept on. They even removed his boxes without stress. Finally, they left a note for the man:

'Hello, Sir! Are you a log of wood? Don't worry, we shall come back for you when we have a suitable buyer.'

Henceforth, this man was nicknamed LOW (log of wood).

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