One guy meet one lady. The
guy ask the lady her name, she say, ‘I’m Cynthia.’ Another day, him and the
lady dey waka for road, dem come jam one other guy when call the lady, ‘Chioma.’
The lady explain say that na her native name. Another day, another friend of
hers call her, ‘Charity.’ She come explain say that name her middle name.
Later later, when the
relationship don dey get head (make progress), she come tell the guy say for
their house for village, na Chidimma Okafor dem dey call her. One day, the lady
travel, she ma come broke, no money. She call the guy, ‘Bros, I dey broke o, abeg,
send me money make I take manage.’
The guy say, ‘No problem,
send me your account details, so that I can send some money into your account.’
When the lady send the
account, the account name was Chidiebere Comfort Obioma. When the guy see the
account name, the guy hala, ‘Wetin be this? How many names this lady get?’
The guy come reply, ‘I
thought your name was Chidimma Charity Okafor. Who be this Chidiebere Comfort
Obioma?’
The lady explain, ‘Sorry,
my account had a problem, so I sent my half-sister’s account. That’s my half-sister’s
name.’
Meanwhile, the guy has been
maintaining the same name Charles from day 1. But on this occasion, he provoke. Charles reply:
‘OK. I go wait. When you fix your own account with your own name, call me. By the
way, my real name is Akponagagaoghenemuedekaye Okiemute Part 1. The part 2 nor
dey enter computer. I’m having problem
with my account too. Them say my full name don crash the bank network. I’ll get
back to you in due course when the network is restored.’
My people, na joke ooo. Abeg, I nor call person name oooooo....
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