Sunday, 9 June 2013

Jokes – Ice-cream!


One guy went out with the girlfriend. She was on the heavy side! They got to a fast-food restaurant. The guy was confused on where to go; there were spots for ‘suya,’ foreign and local dishes, drinks, and of course, ice-cream. The guy asked the lady, ‘Where are we heading?’
The lady answered, ‘Why are you asking? Can’t you see there is an ice-cream stand over there?’ So, off to the ice-cream spot they went.
On another date, they went to another restaurant. This restaurant had many spots including a spot for an ATM Machine, in case you ran out of money. The guy started walking towards the ice-cream spot; the lady drew him back, saying, ‘Where are you going?’
The guy said: ‘The ice-cream spot, of course.’
Lady: ‘Let’s stop by the ATM Machine first.’
Guy: ‘I left my card at home. Did you bring yours?’

Lady: ‘I was just kidding. Please, let’s go and buy ice-cream.’

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