Poor man! Let’s call him John. He woke up one morning and set out for work. He met his neighbour as he walked along. ‘Good morning!’
Neighbour replied: ‘Hello, how do you do?’
When he got to work, he greeted his co-worker. The co-worker replied:
‘Hello, you look dull. Did you sleep at all? What did you do?’
When he closed from work, he paid his best friend a visit. Jane has been a close friend for years and has been expecting her guy to man up and take their friendship to the next level. So, on this fateful day, Jane raised the issue again:
“You know we are not getting younger. All our mates are now married. Please, when are we going to say, ‘I do.’?”
John thought to himself:
‘How come every one is saying ‘do,’ ‘do,’ ‘do.’ today? Well, it’s night time. I’m done for today. Let me go to bed.’
While asleep, he had a dream. In his dream, a mad man was running after him with a cutlass. John was running as fast as he could all the while screaming, ‘What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?’ The mad man replied in a song:
‘Do me, I do you oh, o yeah! I nor run anymore. If I dey run before oh, I nor run anymore. If you do me, I go do you. Face me, I go face you. Rock me, I go rock you.’
John: ‘I nor do you anything oh.’ ‘I nor do nothing oh.’
Mad man: ‘You come knock on my door oh. E don happen oh. The thing wen you dey find oh, you go see am oh.’
John stepped on something and fell down. The mad man closed in on him and raised the cutlass to strike. At that moment, John woke up.
He suddenly realized he was having a nightmare. He shouted:
‘Wetin I do when you love me so. Jesus I love you oh, wellu wellu. Eh eh en, wellu wellu.’
Please, let’s call him John Dodo or John Doe. That’s it. I’m done.
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