Jokes in English - Complimentary cards!

Years ago, it was uncommon to see people with complimentary cards except a privileged few. That was the time you could put all the cards you've ever received in your pocket wallet. Nowadays, since more and more persons have found cheaper ways of making such cards, you can find the cards virtually everywhere. It’s now as common as water.

I went to a small roadside shop to buy boxer shorts. I bought a few. As I was leaving the shop, the owner gave me a complimentary card. I wondered, ‘What for?’ Reply: ‘In case you need more boxers!’ Wow, need more boxers for what? Retailing…? Boxers parade…?

I know that a time will come or it is here when students will be carrying a complimentary card that reads like these:

Osakpolor A. 300L Mech. Engineering Student.

Phone numbers:

1. MTN number…

2. Airtel number… (In case there’s network problem)

3. Glo number… (For family and friends)

Contact address:

School address…

Home address…

Holiday address… (In the event that i'm no where to be found.)

Facebook address…

Twitter address…

Email address…

Netlog address…

LinkedIn address…

Blackberry PIN…

Bank Accounts (1) …

Bank Accounts (2) … (in case you don’t have bank 1 in your area)

Please note: Your support to the course of my education will be highly appreciated!

(Hmm…. If as a student you have all the above with/in complimentary card, don’t graduate. Remain in school. Some of those who've graduated and are working 24/7 don’t have all or most of the above. A student will say he/she is broke but is recharging his/her BB every month, changing BB like wrapper… Hmm... Stay in school ooo…. You've already arrived …......................... .......................................... Just kidding ooo)