Friday 1 February 2013

Jokes in Queen’s English - Mister Lecturer!


One lecturer set exams for his students. He chose the questions but he was not the one who moderated the exam. Towards the end of the exam, he stood close to the exit doors of the exam hall to watch the reactions of the students as they file out of the hall. When the students came out, he noticed that many of them wore a sad face and some were complaining openly about the exam. The lecturer started smiling and laughing, ‘ I've killed them all. I've killed them all.' He was so happy that the students found his questions difficult. That was how he got his high: seeing students crying or complaining about his questions.

Some of the students saw him laughing at them. So, much later, those students arranged for some cult boys to scare the lecturer. The lecturer was driving home when he was waylaid by those boys. As they were approaching the car with clubs and sticks, the lecturer jumped out of his car and started running because he could not reverse quickly enough. As he was running, the boys started laughing, ‘ I've killed them all. I've killed them all. Mister lecturer, we are still alive… I've killed all…’

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