Saturday, 16 March 2013

Jokes in Pidgin English (37) - Problem dey o!



If you see big man with fine well-starched and ironed clothes sit down for bus attachment; hmmm, that nor be manage o. Na problem be that.
If you go buy akara and moi-moi, the woman wen dey sell akara, come give you complementary card, hmmm, you self reason: problem dey o.
If you be undergraduate for school, money nor dey. You come go visit your relative for house. Your relative tell you say things hard o, make you go bush go cut broomstick wen you go sell take get money go school. That one nor be hardship. Na suffer. Problem dey o!
You wen be man, you come fat so tail, in the dark, people dey mistake you for woman. That nor be enjoyment o. Na problem be that. Fat guy dey waka for night, he come dey hear, ‘si si si.’ The guy vex: ‘Who you dey call like dat? You think say I be babe? You dey craze for head.’
If you see a grown-up man dey jug long distance for hot afternoon sun, that nor be exercise o, na problem be that. Maybe the brain don enter reverse.
If you see woman wen dey talk to herself in broad day light, she nor carry phone, she nor wear Bluetooth for ear; nor be talking practice she dey, na problem be that.
If you see a young man and woman leave their house, leave their church building, come go one uncompleted building in the night to do praise and worship; hmmm, that nor be choir practice or fellowship o, na problem be that. In some months time, you go hear testimony abi na true confession, I nor know o. That na probability o.

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