A friend once told me this conversation:
Man: I love you with all my kidneys
Lady: Why kidneys?
Man: Because someone has broken my heart.
Lady: Why kidneys?
Man: Because someone has broken my heart.
Another conversation:
Lady: John, I don't like you. In short, I hate you.
Eugene: Hmmm… Sometimes, I hate myself. So, you are not alone!"
One bright morning, one man took a bike on his way to work. On
their way, the bike man was driving fast and carelessly. The man asked the bike
man to slow down. The bike man replied, 'You too dey fear. Why you dey fear? If
God say nor be your time, nothing go happen.’
The man said, 'I dream yesterday and God say now is not my time,
drop me joooo. Maybe your own time don reach. Go carry person when go escort
you go there.’
O man, na joke o…
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