Poor man! Let’s call him John. He woke up one morning and
set out for work. He met his neighbour as he walked along. ‘Good morning!’
Neighbour replied: ‘Hello, how do you do?’
When he got to work, he greeted his co-worker. The
co-worker replied:
‘Hello, you look dull. Did you sleep at all? What did you
do?’
When he closed from work, he paid his best friend a visit.
Jane has been a close friend for years and has been expecting her guy to man up
and take their friendship to the next level. So, on this fateful day, Jane
raised the issue again:
“You know we are not getting younger. All our mates
are now married. Please, when are we going to say, ‘I do.’?”
John thought to himself:
‘How come every one is saying ‘do,’ ‘do,’ ‘do.’ today?
Well, it’s night time. I’m done for today. Let me go to bed.’
While asleep, he had a dream. In his dream, a mad man was
running after him with a cutlass. John was running as fast as he could all the
while screaming, ‘What did I do? What did I do? What did I do?’ The mad man
replied in a song:
‘Do me, I do you oh, o yeah! I nor run anymore. If I dey
run before oh, I nor run anymore. If you do me, I go do you. Face me, I go face
you. Rock me, I go rock you.’
John: ‘I nor do you anything oh.’ ‘I nor do nothing oh.’
Mad man: ‘You come knock on my door oh. E don happen oh.
The thing wen you dey find oh, you go see am oh.’
John stepped on something and fell down. The mad man
closed in on him and raised the cutlass to strike. At that moment, John woke
up.
He suddenly realized he was having a nightmare. He
shouted:
‘Wetin I do when you love me so. Jesus I love you oh,
wellu wellu. Eh eh en, wellu wellu.’
Please, let’s call him John Dodo or John Doe. That’s it.
I’m done.
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