My Piece for the Day - 11-01-13

It’s a Mistake! (Things you hear that make you just ‘wonder wonder’!)

One lady caught the husband cheating on her with his secretary in their matrimonial home. The words that came out of the man’s mouth were: ‘Honey, it’s a mistake!’
It made me wonder: ‘How? Which part of the whole parade was a mistake? Here are some thots:

He mistakenly showered encomiums on his secretary for months.

He mistakenly took her out for lunch and several unofficial outings.

He mistakenly bought her expensive gifts and presents.

He mistakenly took her home with the full knowledge that the wife traveled.

He mistakenly took her to Mr. Biggs and visited the shopping mall on the way home.

He mistakenly prepared some soul-stirring music in his car and home stereo.

He was mistakenly naked when he was mistakenly caught by the very mistaken wife who made the grave mistake of coming home much earlier than planned.

On further enquiry, it was found out that he’s been making the same mistake for months.

At what point did he make the mistake? Maybe he mistook his secretary for his wife.

If this mistake can be compared to a long road trip, picture traveling a straight route from Sokoto thru Kaduna, Abuja, Benin and heading to Port Harcourt(PH). After spending days on the road, you got to PH. A friend then asked you, ‘Guy, what are you doing in PH’ and your answer was, ‘It’s a mistake. I came to PH from Sokoto by mistake.’ That is what we call ‘Eba Mistake.’ Mistakes ko, mistakes ni.
{You dey Abuja, you say you dey Sokoto! Baby, why you dey do me ojoro, u dey do me ojoro oh ooo}