Jokes in Pidgin English (23) – Fake patient!

E get people wen dey pretend say dem dey sick, so that dem go get attention. Na women dey do am pass, especially married ones. E get one wife wen dey always pretend say she dey sick so that the husband go drop money. This man come get sister wen be nurse. So everytime the wife sick, e go carry her to the sister. Everytime, sick sick. The nurse come notice say her brother wife dey pretend. So, one day dem carry her come say she dey sick. The nurse come go look for those injection wen dey pain like the analgin of those days. When she give the woman this injection, she see stars. She well by force. After that day, she nor sick again. If this nurse wan find her trouble, she go say, 'In-law, how far na? See ur face. E be like say you nor well o.' This woman go say, 'Nooo, i well o. In short, since you give me that injection eh, I nor sick again. Sister, that injection strong shaa.'