Jokes in English – Receiving phone calls on a date!

There was this guy who met a very lovely lady. There was a mutual attraction and they got started on ‘something.’ The lady, in order to prove that she was not just there for the taking but that she was in hot demand in town, kept telling this guy of other guys who were interested in her. Fed up with the tales of the supposed competition, this guy told the lady that there is a particular lady who was dying for him but that he wasn't interested. They arranged a lunch date. Unknown to the other, they both arranged to prove their respective claims on that date.

The lady arranged with some of her male friends to call her at the lunch time. The guy arranged with a lady friend to call him during the lunch date.

Lunch time! The lady was receiving calls every 5 mins from her ‘mystery’ guys and each call last few minutes. ‘Hello, John, how’s work? No, I’m having lunch with a friend. OK . Nice day, bye.’ ‘Hello, Chris! Where are you? OK... Are you driving? OK...  When are you traveling to US? OK...  Safe trip when you travel!’ ‘Hello, Joey. What’s that sound on the background? Don’t tell me you are still at the hospital? How are your patients? No, I’m not at home. I’m having lunch with a friend.’

Half way into the lunch, the guy received his own call. ‘Hello, Jane! How are you doing? You’re still at work, I guess! How’s it going? No, I’m out with a friend……’ They talked for 30 mins non-stop. His date was getting impatient and irritated. At long last, the call ended. The lady inquired: ‘Is that the lady you told me about?’ ‘Yeah!’ ‘She must be one rich babe. You guys talked for like forever.’ ‘Yeah, she’s a manager in one these new generation banks.’ ‘Really…? That’s….. hmm….. something.’

Who’s fooling who? Even if the whole world is dying for you, must you flaunt it? Will you marry the ‘whole world’?