Wednesday 9 January 2013

A Joke a day keeps the doctor away! (09-01-13)


One beautiful lady went to a fast-food joint to buy a take-away food pack. On her way out, she was approached by a young man.
 
'Hi, beauty! Where are you heading?'

Lady: 'I'm not interested!'

The guy smiled and said, 'Do you care for a ride?'

Lady: 'Which part of I'm not interested, don't you understand?'

Guy: 'Just the part where I drop you off with my new baby,’ pointing to a brand new SUV parked nearby.

She blushed & said, 'oh ooo … I thought you were one of these boys from around here. You know this area is not safe. I learnt that they kidnap people for rituals,’ while entering the SUV. (Yeah, ritualists don't drive SUVs, right?)

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