Monday, 28 January 2013

Jokes in Pidgin (28) - Blackberry wahala!



Sometime ago, i go one ATM machine, one girl with her Blackberry dey withdraw money. She come dey delay. It took the combined effort of bystanders and bank security (community effort) to help her withdraw the money. I come dey wonder how she take dey use the BB. Maybe, na expo she dey use.

These days wen guys meet ladies, instead of phone numbers, they exchange PINs. Person wen nor get PIN, na wahala o. See:
1. Boy meets Girl, Boy likes Girl, Boy talks to Girl, Boy ask for phone no, Girl ask for PIN, Boy looks like mumu. Wahala dey o!
2. Boy meets Girl. Boy likes Girl. Boy talks to Girl. Boy takes Girl out. Girl asks for a Blackberry phone. Boy has no Blackberry phone. Boy cleared his account to buy the phone. Boy is broke. Boy turns mumu.
3. Boy meets Girl. Boy is holding Blackberry. Girl is holding hers too. Boy likes Girl's BB. Girl likes Boy's BB. Both share PIN. Both share every. Boy dumps girl. Girl looks like mumu.
4. Boy did not meet Girl face to face. Both met on BB. Both interacted on BB. Both fell in love on BB. Boy then meets Girl face to face. Boy doesn’t like the real Girl. Girl feels the same. Both look like MUMU squared.

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