A conversation with
my mirror: One morning, while preparing to go to work, I stood in front of my
wall mirror for a long time. I was just staring and staring and staring at the
mirror. To my surprise, my mirror spoke to me:
“You nor go go work? (Won’t
you go to work?)
You go late oh. (You are running late.)
If you like eh, stand here till next year, you
nor go resemble Ramsey Nouah. (Even if
you stay here for a year, you won’t look like Ramsey Nouah)”
Me: “Shut up! If you
nor take your time, you go receive smashing blow (you will get hit in no time). Your mate
dey showroom. (your fellas are in showrooms)”
Mirror: “I for don
marry oh, Facebook na you cause am oh. (singing, 'I would have been married if not
for Facebook')”
Me: “Sharap your yaa
dirty mouth (shut up, silly!)
Yanyanyan yanyanyan (O boy, I don’t
know how to interpret this in Queen’s
English)”
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