Jokes in Pidgin English (3) – Shortie!

Abeg nor be quarrel, na joke. U know say short people like us nor dey let other people hear word: bla bla bla bla... No end. Na joke ooo: e get one short man who sought to correct d vertical challenges in his future children. E come see 1 fine tall authen babe. D problem be say dis guy nor arrange (no money). Instead of d lady to say she nor go fit marry poor man, she say she nor fit marry short man. Dis guy name na Paul. Lady name na Cynthia. Nor do nor do, Paul go hustle, make enough money. One day as he dey cruise town wit em car, e come see Cynthia for road. He give Cynthia lift. When he drop Cynthia, as a gentleman, he come down, come open d passenger door so dat Cynthia go come down. Cynthia come dey trip. She look Paul, she say:
'Paul, Paul, u don dey tall ooo'
Paul reply:
'Cynthia, Cynthia, u don dey blind ooo.'